Introduction etc.
I should have paid for WordPress. I should customize my blog to reflect myself and portray a person at least trying to have a successful blog, but I’m notoriously lazy. Instead, I created a free blog, planning on using every stock image and font they give me. Perhaps I should be more fair to myself and say that this is just me being economical, yet I prefer linguistic flagellation. People find scars more cooler anyway. Take Snake from the Metal Gear series, for example. He has a prosthetic arm and an eye patch, but no one is ready to give him the blue handicap card for his helicopter. Instead, Snake is a total badass. In truth, the eye patch probably constitutes the majority of the cool factor despite his prosthetic arm’s ability to launch like a rocket. It is peculiar, no matter how you slice it, that an eye patch, which indicates the loss of an eye, looks so damn cool. I admit that I would like an eye patch, though I know an eye must be sacrificed. Why? Because an eye patc